Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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