mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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