So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Randomize
