i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Drunk is not a location!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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