Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
try to milk me bitch
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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