There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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