you guys were way drunker than both of me
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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