I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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