I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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