Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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