Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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