he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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