He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
