plz talk dirty to me
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
