belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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