OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
