Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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