I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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