i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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