another moral hangover. fuck.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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