uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
it's like heaven, but drunker
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Come on in and take your pants off
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