I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Drake has all the answers
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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