PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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