At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Everyone says I win the strip club
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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