im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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