I want to make a zoo with you.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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