Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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