some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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