I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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