I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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