i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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