Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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