You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
