My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
