I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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