what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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