so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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