My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
