This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i think i just lost a toe
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