I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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