im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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