just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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