I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize