So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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