Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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