question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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