you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I checked into jail on foursquare
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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