the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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