Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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