In the future we'll all be gay
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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