so that wasnt chicken after all
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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