Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
