party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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